So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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