And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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