you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
