champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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