BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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