Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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