Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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