I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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