Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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