so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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