Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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