the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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