If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
