I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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