that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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