if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
