in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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