I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
