We're like a lot better than the average bears
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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