I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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