69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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