i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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