The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think your dad took our porno
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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