Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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