what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
