YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
