she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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