there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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