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do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it's like iHOP with fire
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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