i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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