my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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