Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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