U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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