Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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