I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We are all done wearing pants today
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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