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(203): View more from Connecticut

these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(212): View more from New York

mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.

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(512): View more from Texas

After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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(585): View more from New York

This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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(518): View more from New York

im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.

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