is your mom at the bar?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
