You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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