Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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