i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Less talking, more tequila
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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