what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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