idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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