Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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