Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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