Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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