Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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