there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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