If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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