I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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