she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
how does that bad decision feel?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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