Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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