Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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