guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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