some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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