id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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